{"product_id":"pink-freud-dark-side-of-your-mom-t-shirt","title":"Pink Freud: The Dark Side of Your Mom T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe subconscious has excellent taste in music.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePink Freud: The Dark Side of Your Mom\u003c\/strong\u003e gives the father of psychoanalysis a surreal psychedelic makeover. A glowing pink portrait, geometric prism imagery, and distressed vintage texture turn a familiar academic figure into a strange artifact from the IMP-POSSIBLE archive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for psychology devotees, therapists with a sense of humor, and anyone whose record collection has unresolved parental issues. Look closely and you may discover a tiny red IMP hidden inside the artwork—because the subconscious always leaves clues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe original artwork is printed on a soft, lightweight Gildan Softstyle® 64000 unisex tee with a custom \u003cstrong\u003eIMP-POSSIBLE Pink Freud Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e inner neck label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in Black, sizes S–3XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"margin:12px 0;border:1px solid #6B1C1C;border-radius:6px;overflow:hidden;background:#0B0B0B;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;padding:13px 16px;background:#6B1C1C;color:#FFF4DE;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe design\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"padding:12px 18px 14px;color:#EDE6D6;\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eA distressed pink-and-black portrait composition with prism geometry, vintage poster lettering, and the phrase “The Dark Side of Your Mom.” This is original IMP-POSSIBLE artwork built around a public-domain historical figure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"margin:12px 0;border:1px solid #6B1C1C;border-radius:6px;overflow:hidden;background:#0B0B0B;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;padding:13px 16px;background:#6B1C1C;color:#FFF4DE;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eShirt details\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"padding:12px 18px 14px;color:#EDE6D6;\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan® 64000 Softstyle® tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight fabric: 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack is 100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eModern classic unisex fit with crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder tape and seamless tubular body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-detail DTG front print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom IMP-POSSIBLE inner neck label printed with DTF\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"margin:12px 0;border:1px solid #6B1C1C;border-radius:6px;overflow:hidden;background:#0B0B0B;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;padding:13px 16px;background:#6B1C1C;color:#FFF4DE;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"padding:12px 18px 14px;color:#EDE6D6;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModern classic unisex fit with a crew neckline. The measurements below are garment dimensions for the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 used for this product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto;\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;min-width:560px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:7px;border-bottom:1px solid #6B1C1C;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:7px;border-bottom:1px solid #6B1C1C;\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:7px;border-bottom:1px solid #6B1C1C;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:7px;border-bottom:1px solid #6B1C1C;\"\u003eSleeve\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e18 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e28 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e8.23 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e20 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e29 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e8.50 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e22 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e30 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e8.74 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e24 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e31 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e9.02 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e26 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e32 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e9.25 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e28 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e33 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:7px;\"\u003e9.49 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eAll measurements are product dimensions. 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